For realz
May 18th, 2012
May 17th, 2012
Dear Republicans:
Y’all.
Have got.
To stop it.
With this racist
xenophobic
bullshit.
Yes, Republicans. You are the only ones still doing this.
So the fuck stop it.
Isn’t Mitt Romney Mexican too?
May 16th, 2012
Gender non-mixing is COMMUNISM! (No wonder Obama supports it. First there was race mixing, which produced him. Now he's supporting gay marriage, which is obviously a ploy to turn his daughters into godless lesbians! Luckily, them homos can't have kids so they won't be producing any more of their kind and hopefully they'll go extinct in no time.) [I write this sarcastically, but reading it over makes me so disgusted b/c people actually think like this. L'sigh.]
Asketh - movesinspirals
At the spa. :-) (Taken with instagram)
toasterhaus replied to your post: My back is killing me, so naturally I’m going to the Spa to get a facial
There are so many things that could be said about you not ever having a “facial”.
I knew it was only a matter of time before someone said something like this :-P
Completely changed my entire outfit including shoes and socks just now while driving. Filing that under: things I never thought I would do.
I have totally done this…. multiple times! lol but road tripping back and forth between Kalamazoo and DC, sometimes there’s quite a temperature/weather change. And sometimes because i just stopped to buy a new outfit.
My back is killing me, so naturally I’m going to the Spa to get a facial
Whatever, there’s a 3 day special and it’s only 25 bucks haaaaaayyy.
Also, I’ve never had a facial so….. Why not.
also because .. 
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We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!
(via wnyc)
Oooohhh also I love the industrial, with a hint of airplane wing forming a helicopter blade look that this ceiling can s giving.When David found out he was meeting the President for a roundtable discussion on how to help small businesses, he realized a way to help own small business: Sell advertising space on his shirt.
Omg. This is going on Steve’s FB wall. Sometimes if I suggest a course of action it’s dissmissed, and then I get a well I thought about it, and David said…..
Oh well if David said I guess my idea wasn’t that crazy after all.
NB4R this post will say that w/o saying all that.
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I did get some compliments whilst griping about back pain at work.
None of the new people would have guessed I’m as old as I am. :-p well besides fucking up my back occasionally (I blame the hardwood floors and all the damned staples I’ve been pulling out whilst crouched down low) I keep up my youthful appearance.
And I moisturize.
Also I carded a woman tonight wo was 52. I was like whoah …. Hey and I I thought I looked young for my age and she wasn’t even close at guessing it :-p.
Well at least I’ll look young hobbling round with my cane yelling at whipper snappers and waiting for my next issue of AARP monthly.
Nothing says stick it in like an Icy Hot patch attached to the small of your back.
I need some pills stronger than ibuprofen.
Or some legal medicinal substances.
I need a backiotamy.
