February 2012
Hey Mitt if you want to "save the soul of America"
zainyk:
You could just wait for America to die and then baptize it.
Amirite?
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I don't like Cher.
I love Cher :-p
Fleetwood hurt his leg :-(
On my way to the vet.
I’m worried about him and I’m worried I may not be able to afford the vet. I only have 200 bucks. :-(
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Watchi was like wtf. You gotta watch that whole thing
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The great thing about burning over 1,400 calories...
daiquiriquinto:
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Watchadeandabet:
almost-never:
soundstruck:
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nohetero:
ewdrghafawegsr oh my god
this is exactly what celebrity singers do when they sing the national anthem at sports events
SNL will forever be my favorite show
Take it home, child.
Schnucks has a decent wine selection.
Aguilera realness
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For Lent I've decided to start smoking again.
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Watchupinthe-air:
Maiya meeting little Grace for the first time. Clearly, she’s a little nervous.
Maiya looks like she could be sisters with my girls. :-)
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“She should do a song with Cee Lo because his arms aren’t long enough to reach...”
– Chelsea Handler on Chris Brown and Rihanna. (via andydoesit)
I love it that I don't have to give anything up.
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Drunken shenanigans.
Last night I drank all the things.
Steve and I went to hang out with David and Tony’s and apparently I was all kinds of drunken obnoxious. I was picking up and manhandling David’s Tiffany’s vases and helping myself to their liquor. Well even more of it. Also hard slapping people on the back.
I remember none of it!!! The last thing I remember is helping tony pick out...
Eating a salad is the most depressing thing in...
kiamatthews:
There is no joy to be found in a salad. I mean have you ever been like “I’m so excited to eat this salad!”? No, you just eat it and try not to cry when you think about the much better food you could be eating.
This is how I feel about salad.
